It looks like I may have overlooked the best way to get my thesis completed:
"Women in the late stages of pregnancy only acknowledge obstacles that stand in their way for as long as it takes to calmly analyze how to blow those obstacles to smithereens with the nearest buckshot-loaded rifle."
(From Salon article "Faster, pregnant lady, kill kill!"
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Ummm....are you pregnant?
No (!) Just wish I was a little bit: maybe then I could get my thesis done without so much procrastination-induced stress.
And people would give me their seats on the bus.
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