Tuesday, September 15, 2009

Aspirations

Me: Guilty of online shopping while at work.

Smart Set: Guilty of picking the most BORING person ever for a pick-a-reader-"IT"-girl-makeover contest that I didn't know was happening until I got to their homepage.



If I ever start bleaching my hair, publicly announcing my love for Jennifer Aniston without sarcasm and sprouting made-up words like "resto-bar", come over here and hit me. Bitch please, the best thing about LIFE is undoubtedly fishnet stockings. Glad to know the store where I buy my clothes has their target-market so down-pat. *eyeroll*

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