funny email kickback

from my boss:

[Dr.Bossman] has gone away until about 3 July.

His email access will be intermittent.

For urgent laboratory issues, please contact [Natalie's email].

For urgent personal issues, you already know how to reach him.

If you are a burglar looking for empty houses, seek elsewhere, since 4 large dogs and two active young men will still be living at his house.