Monday, January 11, 2010

To the asshat undergrads I was walking behind this afternoon:

Maybe you didn't puke you guts out all day Sunday because you were hung-over. Maybe - just maybe - the fact you "passed out" unconscious is a toilet bowl Saturday night (by your own admission!) caused you to pick up some gut-wrenching germ from the feces halo. And if so, well, I guess you kinda deserve it. Welcome to second semester. Now don't touch me.


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