My life today

I was preparing my salad and tuna this morning for my lunch when the bag of pre-packaged salad blew up all over the kitchen floor. This kitchen floor is sketchy, as the "furnished" apartment was lacking a broom, and a mop (well, to be fair, there is one mop. I just can't make myself pick it up. So gross. It'll sit in the lonely corner until I get the guts to chuck it). Much like the cutlery, and the tub, and carpets...I really must wash everything in the apartment. So I had to throw out all my brand new salad. Sadness.